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Wednesday, April 20, 2011

Who is Gary Goldsmith?

This is Gary:


This model citizen will be attending Prince William and Kate Middleton's wedding.  Who is he, and why do we care? 

Mr. Goldsmith is Kate's uncle, and is not exactly an upstanding member of society.  His list of accomplishments includes cutting lines of cocaine while bragging about the royal connection.  He also allegedly kept a full box of cocaine (shoebox, paper box, refrigerator box, or all of the above?)  "Lord" Gary also has a 5 million pound villa nicknamed "Maison da bang bang". (See full article here)

I'm sure he will be a gem to talk to after several drinks at the royal reception, who knows, maybe he'll get Sarah Ferguson to do lines with him.