Tuesday, April 5, 2011

If I Had a Hammer...

...I'd hammer in the morning,
I'd hammer in the evening,
All over this land.
I'd hammer out danger,
I'd hammer out a warning,
I'd hammer out love on my younger brother,
And throw him out a window!
All over this land.

Not quite sure if the lyrics fit,  but it's close.  Anyway, a couple days ago in my fantastic hometown, a 20-year-old dumbass took a hammer to his younger brother and then proceeded to push him out a window:

Sibling Hammer Time

And now a cartoon depicting the correct and incorrect uses for a hammer:

Dude's gonna get 'hammered' in the slammer.

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