Wednesday, April 20, 2011

Who is Gary Goldsmith?

This is Gary:

This model citizen will be attending Prince William and Kate Middleton's wedding.  Who is he, and why do we care? 

Mr. Goldsmith is Kate's uncle, and is not exactly an upstanding member of society.  His list of accomplishments includes cutting lines of cocaine while bragging about the royal connection.  He also allegedly kept a full box of cocaine (shoebox, paper box, refrigerator box, or all of the above?)  "Lord" Gary also has a 5 million pound villa nicknamed "Maison da bang bang". (See full article here)

I'm sure he will be a gem to talk to after several drinks at the royal reception, who knows, maybe he'll get Sarah Ferguson to do lines with him.

1 comment:

  1. Fascinating post. This is along the lines of the royal wedding video that I posted at my blog. I'm sure uncle will be the life of the party! But hopefully for everyone's sake he will enjoy the festivities fully attired. Shirtless is so not his look.